Seriously Cohen?

Why can't I leave my son alone for two minutes to go to the bathroom? Because he is two... that's why. Avery recently got a little Barbie makeup compact for her birthday, and I think Cohen is feeling left out. He went so far as to color on his eyelids.... So, after he did this, he came running up to me in the kitchen and said, "Mommy, yook at me! Doo doo doo!" and waved his arms all jazz hands-esque. Awesome. At least it was washable marker.....